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Mon, 6-May-24 1:40 PM (1 hour ago)
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Monday Needs a joke...
whip maybe 🤔
(55 minutes ago)
Did you hear about the 1st restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food but no atmosphere.
(43 minutes ago)
spank
(33 minutes ago)
Thank you sunshine 🌞 spank
(1 minute ago)
I went down the local supermarket. I said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’ He said: ‘Those are pickled onions
(34 seconds ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 3:02 PM (32 minutes ago)
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Horny as usual but not getting lucky
Mon, 6-May-24 2:49 PM (44 minutes ago)
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sissy for a MA. Male.
Sun, 5-May-24 6:14 PM (21 hours ago)
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Favorite song/genre.....can be 1 or as many as you like.... I know I have quite a few smile
Bright eyes/Simon n Garfunkel, I would do anything for love/Meatloaf, Stay/Shakespears sister, Mohombi /Bumpy ride
(2 hours ago)
Acapella, caravan of love/the housemartins and Only You/Flying Pickets
(2 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
I'm all over the place as well - except for modern country. "Beyond Belief" by Elvis Costello & The Attractions is a steadfast standout.
(2 hours ago)
If I was in a music quiz, I reckon I’d do okay(ish) covering most genres until the boy band questions.
(2 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
You can come in as many times as you like sexy smittens 💋...hi sunshine 🌞, hey sexy Agent 💋
(57 minutes ago)
Artistic and Agent_K like this
Mon, 6-May-24 1:44 PM (1 hour ago)
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I’m always incredibly flattered and turned on when I make Popular Male Verified. Thanks NN!
MellieK and Rick12111 like this
There's a lot of competition to get on the homepage, so it's well deserved Ohio🤝
(1 hour ago)
I see that,congratulations handsome xxx
(59 minutes ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 2:17 PM (1 hour ago)
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I am looking for a lovely caring tactile guy or TV/TS for regular sexy fun, possible relationship xxxx
Might want to try notices or the TV/TG/CD site located at the top of this page.
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 10:14 AM (5 hours ago)
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Robert DeNiro’s waiting…..
Relaxer and Rick12111 like this
Talking Italian...........
(5 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
I'm now thinking of Sara & Keren from Bananarama! 🥵🤗
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 4:15 PM (2 days ago)
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got a brand new haircut smile
I need a haircut
(1 day ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I just need hair
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl and Laphroaigh like this
You've been approved, Laph...for what, I'm not sure, though wink
(13 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
*hugs and kisses everyone for being awesome grin
(1 hour ago)
I’ll take the man hugs Laph
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 8:28 AM (7 hours ago)
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Scheduled for another minor surgery on my boob. Admire them while you can raspberry
McPhallus likes this
Good luck and best wishes Shaq
(7 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Hope you have a speedy recovery.
(5 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Hope you come bouncing back. Hate such necessary impediments in the scheme of things. Never hurts to have someone dedicated to nurse you back to health.
(2 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
just watched them with ointment added. mmmmmmm 😋
(2 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thnx guys, it will be fine! Xxx
(1 hour ago)
hounddog67 and owbiglineman like this
Mon, 6-May-24 1:28 PM (2 hours ago)
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Talking Heads drummers teasing us with hints at a possible reunion. I’d walk barefoot across broken glass to get a ticket for that gig.
Thu, 2-May-24 5:25 PM (3 days ago)
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That's all she talks about (He's wearing velvet pants, he's wearing velvet pants)
Fbvines and smitten4u like this
It's groovy, groovy It's groovy, I guess He's wearing velvet pants
(3 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I'm guessing I've no clue what this is about
(3 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
It is a song
(3 days ago)
Ok
(3 days ago)
Propellerheads in my head. Cadence, wattage, its a groove thingI..
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 9:29 AM (6 hours ago)
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Any ladies wanna char?
grill? blink
(6 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
I’m not a coffee drinker, so wouldn’t say no to a mug of char, unless of course, blokes are excluded.
(5 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
Supposed to say chat. We can grill too if yall want! 🔥🍔🌭
(4 hours ago)
yawl ... yawl ... what the f is it with awl this yawl crap by all yawl out there?????
(4 hours ago)
Lightly grilled artic char, with a dill butter sauce and sauteed new potatoes
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 11:58 AM (3 hours ago)
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Laughing to myself because a Steely Dan song with the wrong lyrics, “Slappy, Don’t Use the Roomba” is stuck in my head. Have a great week NN
McPhallus and Agent_K like this
Mon, 6-May-24 10:41 AM (4 hours ago)
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I guess I cant spell chat. If you can figure out how to chat w/ me I dare you.
Tried the chat room? On occasion real women are there.
(4 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx and McPhallus like this
Im struggling with it on mobile 🫤 im trying 🤤
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 9:15 AM (6 hours ago)
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Three days of 9 hour training a day, I need a hot bath and a someone to massage my broken body 😂
First in the Q
(6 hours ago)
LittleSarah and McPhallus like this
That’s a lot of training. You joining the Marines?
(5 hours ago)
LittleSarah likes this
I'll massage you, not sure I won't try to break you some more tho
(4 hours ago)
LittleSarah likes this
Agent_K It feels like it 😂
(4 hours ago)
Agent_K and McPhallus like this
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (15 hours ago)
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Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn
oooooooo food porn..thanks!
(15 hours ago)
😁
(15 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Looks delicious 😋
(12 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Looks delicious! Hi everyone!
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:47 AM (13 hours ago)
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tried a new lasagna receipe in the instantpot..it burnt...but the bottle of lambrusco eased my dissapointment
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
Instant Pot is a pressure cooker -- and then some. It also sautés, slow cooks, makes rice and steams veggies and poultry. It's an all-in-one device
(9 hours ago)
MellieK, Agent_K and Rick12111 like this
I just need a new house. My fantasies have morphed into having a utility room and a garden 😂
(8 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
And morning lovely people!
(8 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
la sug na ... oh vomit vomit
(6 hours ago)
We have an Instant Pot. But we also have room to store it (barely). It has its uses but definitely not every day.
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 8:35 AM (6 hours ago)
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What’s on the agenda for you gangsta’s today?
Just got home from hospital appt, so feet up and relax for me
(6 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
might cut me toe nails love
(6 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
*Hands the bolt cutters to Wodja
(5 hours ago)
Thunderstorms all day, whatever we do will be inside.
(5 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 3:04 PM (1 day ago)
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What want or need first brought you to the NN community?
RightOpenbill865 likes this
I had an epiphany.
(11 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
what was the epiphany Jersey_Girl?
(10 hours ago)
Drunk and horny, got a taste of exhibitionism followed with a dose of self-esteem. The perfect medicine.
(9 hours ago)
McPhallus, tryin4fun and Agent_K like this
I wanted to find fakes love
(6 hours ago)
I’m not sure it was a want or need at the time. Someone pointed me in the right direction and I joined in the funn.
(5 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 11:53 PM (15 hours ago)
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Flowers anyone?
You love me, you love me not grin
(13 hours ago)
i love you, you love me..till you checked our family tree
(13 hours ago)
Peonies, please. smile
(11 hours ago)
I've seen a few this weekend. Orchids, all sorts.
(8 hours ago)
cant eat fekin flowers, bowl a froot thanx love
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 7:15 AM (8 hours ago)
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holiday in mallorca end of july so no more white bits for me just shame no female like to join me
Have you asked?
(8 hours ago)
i fink u mean Majorca blink
(6 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 11:03 PM (1 day ago)
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Finally had some sunshine here today. What does the sunshine do for you?
😂😂😂
(17 hours ago)
It brings out the cheeseburger birds.. you know the ones that say cheeeessseeeeburger
(15 hours ago)
McPhallus and Agent_K like this
It makes me want to go out and take photos.
(11 hours ago)
McPhallus and Agent_K like this
Gives me a reason to go outside.
(8 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
bit like mirrors an garlic crying
(6 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM (1 day ago)
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Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Their special buys are branching out to the wider community.
(17 hours ago)
Justmedamian likes this
I’ve done Cap d’Agde - and supermarket shopping there was quite something ..!
(17 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Me too ^^^^^ (a very long time ago) 😂
(17 hours ago)
Giraffe's. You just don't see giraffe's in the supermarket anymore
(17 hours ago)
Agent_K, Mentor___01 and smitten4u like this
come to seth efreaka ,,, least 3 giraffers every time, once i seed a hole heard ovem w00t
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 5:36 AM (9 hours ago)
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Bank Holiday here in the UK.......(off to find pink suction dildo)
hotuk, anonymouspisces and Agent_K like this
Did you lose it somewhere?
(9 hours ago)
EmilyRay and theroyalcouple like this
Capt ..nath washed it and put in back elsewhere lol
(9 hours ago)
A classic bank holiday activity
(8 hours ago)
I didn’t know that Pink released a range of sex toys.
(7 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 2:46 AM (12 hours ago)
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Well that was a fun time, now to resume normal service?
Glad you had fun, Kiwi. Yes, please.
(11 hours ago)
Normal is boring
(7 hours ago)