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Mon, 6-May-24 2:17 PM (2 hours ago)
I am looking for a lovely caring tactile guy or TV/TS for regular sexy fun, possible relationship xxxx
Mon, 6-May-24 1:44 PM (3 hours ago)
I’m always incredibly flattered and turned on when I make Popular Male Verified. Thanks NN!
There's a lot of competition to get on the homepage, so it's well deserved Ohio🤝
(2 hours ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
maybe 🤔
I went down the local supermarket. I said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’ He said: ‘Those are pickled onions
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:28 PM (3 hours ago)
Talking Heads drummers teasing us with hints at a possible reunion. I’d walk barefoot across broken glass to get a ticket for that gig.
Mon, 6-May-24 11:58 AM (4 hours ago)
Laughing to myself because a Steely Dan song with the wrong lyrics, “Slappy, Don’t Use the Roomba” is stuck in my head. Have a great week NN
Mon, 6-May-24 10:41 AM (6 hours ago)
I guess I cant spell chat. If you can figure out how to chat w/ me I dare you.
I’m not a coffee drinker, so wouldn’t say no to a mug of char, unless of course, blokes are excluded.
(6 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 9:15 AM (7 hours ago)
Three days of 9 hour training a day, I need a hot bath and a someone to massage my broken body 😂
I'll massage you, not sure I won't try to break you some more tho
(6 hours ago)
LittleSarah likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 8:28 AM (8 hours ago)
Scheduled for another minor surgery on my boob. Admire them while you can 
Mon, 6-May-24 7:15 AM (9 hours ago)
holiday in mallorca end of july so no more white bits for me just shame no female like to join me
Mon, 6-May-24 5:36 AM (11 hours ago)
Bank Holiday here in the UK.......(off to find pink suction dildo)
I didn’t know that Pink released a range of sex toys.
(8 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM (14 hours ago)
Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
they were udderly irresponsible i guess
(12 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:47 AM (15 hours ago)
tried a new lasagna receipe in the instantpot..it burnt...but the bottle of lambrusco eased my dissapointment
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (16 hours ago)
Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn 
Sun, 5-May-24 11:10 PM (17 hours ago)
can't you see me standing here? I've got my back against the record machine I ain't the worst that you've seen Ah, can't you see what I mean?
Sun, 5-May-24 10:28 PM (18 hours ago)
"Six foot two, and rude as hell ..I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell"
Primus sucks!
(18 hours ago)
Primus sucks!
(17 hours ago)